I ate my grandma

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i ate my grandma, what to do next

by Asleep123 April 7, 2023

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me when i lie

this word is literally manasvi, it can be used after a follow up as an insult when someoen says something not true

manasvi says "im so pretty" i say "me when i lie" so manasvi is me when i lie

by Ry but cool August 24, 2023

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This is the question students ask most at school. It's the sound that resonates most each and every session of class at any given school.

Some teachers continue to use the completely outdated response of "I don't know. Can you?"
Any student sick of that crap to the max might stop the class to not only correct themselves, but also to survey the rest of the class via a show of hands to see who else predicted the teacher was going to play the outdated-sense-of-humor card

Can I go to the bathroom?

*Maybe I should ask my Google assistant that question*

by RevengeOfTheSeph November 21, 2021

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I have an assignment due

Stop procrastinating, unlike me. I should probably do work but actually, it's due in 3 days. I have to rewrite my introduction and first body paragraph because I don't like them. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I am bored. I don't know what to write. Well, I know what to write for this definition, but not my essay.

I have an assignment due.
Good for you so do I.
Go do your work now.

I should also probably do that.

by udontknowmeidontknowu December 10, 2020

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