A being that inhibits a small to medium sized luggage bag and is above all things, accepting of the people it meets. The troll bag typically takes time to get use to a knew face and will need to become comfortable with its surroundings before poking its head and arms out being less tense. The bag troll feels easily threatened and will seek shelter and protection from nearby individuals that it trusts and/or feels attatched to. The average diet of the bag troll includes snickers bars, doritos, chips and dip, donuts, maccoroni bites, blooming onions, and ice creams in a variety of sorts, in addition to several other sorts of fried foods. Bag trolls repel all forms of physical work or labor, but is excellent at keeping company to lonely people in need of comfort or a friend that will listen. They can speak every language imagineable, including English, French, Grimlin, Sign language, Chinese, Spanish, German, Latin, and many more. Overall, the bag troll is the perfect friend for all.
Sam is a bag troll; she is patient zero of an entirely new species, the father being a lost airport luggage bag and the mother being a Grimlin.
by Abendego July 29, 2014
Get the bag trollmug. For all the men(or maybe possibly women too, but probably not though) out there trying to secure that bag... bag checks are necessary for a man’s success in life. Bag checks are often administered by the realest homies. During every bag check, these are some thoughts and questions that are brought to attention: “What does the bag mean to me” “Am I close to the bag?” “What does the bag want of me?” “I want the bag now more than ever” “Fuck it, mask off”
Andrew: Yo slatt(Matt), where the fuck is the squad? I’m trying to get lit with my fellas tonight.
Matt: Tommy Don and Stiffyiffy are with Sleez giving him a quick bag check after his break up with little miss thot whore.
Andrew: That’s what I like to hear, Slatt.. Girls got to him and distracted him from the bag. The boys are always looking out for the squad in the trenches. Sleez has been out at war for too long and we almost lost him completely, it’s time to bring the boy back for the culture.
Matt: You can say that again, Slime(Andrew). Brotherhood shows strongest through these tough times. I really hope the bag check brings back Sleez.
Andrew: The Bag Check never fails, have faith.
Matt: Tommy Don and Stiffyiffy are with Sleez giving him a quick bag check after his break up with little miss thot whore.
Andrew: That’s what I like to hear, Slatt.. Girls got to him and distracted him from the bag. The boys are always looking out for the squad in the trenches. Sleez has been out at war for too long and we almost lost him completely, it’s time to bring the boy back for the culture.
Matt: You can say that again, Slime(Andrew). Brotherhood shows strongest through these tough times. I really hope the bag check brings back Sleez.
Andrew: The Bag Check never fails, have faith.
by Cool killa February 5, 2019
Get the Bag Checkmug. Although the actual definition is unknown, it's a way of threatening a misbehaving kid. The most common sentence it's used in, (down below,) has been used for at least 4 generations.
by A guy from Jerzey March 14, 2024
Get the Bag-hagglemug. by Haddock March 25, 2019
Get the bolly bagmug. by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. lizzo: my video got 7 likes!
stranger: you have 25 million followers lizzo.. just put the fries in the bag bro
stranger: you have 25 million followers lizzo.. just put the fries in the bag bro
by bomboclartdawg July 12, 2024
Get the just put the fries in the bagmug. by Greg January 15, 2004
Get the runt bagmug.