one greedy tirdy

when your friend puts their foot in your face and says "smell me"

"Hey Hadlea *foot goes up* Will you smell me?"
"Wow, your one greedy tirdy."

by Loudmouth3009 May 14, 2017

Turn one on

Sending it, going hard, getting drunk

Let's go to the bar and turn one on

by Mcmcmcmcdaddy2.0 August 10, 2021

kiss me baby one more time

a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up

boy: baby, please. kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
girl: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2015

The Adventures of Player One

1. The journey of a boy who's video game counsle comes to life and teaches him the error in video games such as "RockBand" and "Guitar Hero" eventually teaching him to play his music in the real world!

2. A rock band from the Chicagoland area. Formed by Michael Iseah-Grei Crawford formerly of the Vintage. Player One consists of Bruno Carvallo, Scott Tulo and Michael Crawford.

1.See Also Player One

2. The Adventures of Player One rock my socks!

3. The Adventures of Player One played a really great set last night!

by Bill McKrivetz February 16, 2009

In one eye out the other

When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task

Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!

You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…

by Ositam September 16, 2021

8 in one

the act of cumming, shitting, pissing, throwing up, ejecting puss, cleaning out earwax, crying and bleeding all at once. releasing every bodily fluid possible

it felt so good to have that “8 in one” last night

by dick fondler April 4, 2024

One direction

one direction is a british-irish boyband who were and still are the biggest band on the planet.

they are currently on a "18 month" hiatus which turned into more than 5 years.

non-directioner: whats one direction? why are you so obbsessed
directioner: the best band on planet.

by 94SWINDOWSILL January 19, 2021