Spit-on-your-dick hot

When a girl is so amazingly attractive that the flag is at full staff, you're ready to go, and JR. needs a little bit of assistance for that first thrust.

That chick is spit-on-your-dick hot

by Jhoe December 9, 2005

Hot date lips

One who wears bright red lipstick on a date with a sexy person in the hopes to savagely makeout with their face.

I had my hot date lips all made up so I could seduce my teacher into having an affair with me.

by Shelbaycwhoopthazme April 28, 2011

Hot Diggory Damn

On IMDB, words of Greek, Latin, and Hick origin meaning "a damn sexified writer."

That story has Hot Diggory Damn sexiness written all over it.

by TheIMDBSexy March 1, 2008

red hot

Meaning dat is da don, dat is wicked, gr8!

Man dat tune is red hot!

by NiCo June 9, 2003

Hot Dog Water Breath

Term for when someone comics up short and completely costs their team the win. A much more extreme form of choking.

Toni: Brad, did you actually get zero kills that round you hot dog water breath looking ass?

by LargeDavid April 1, 2021

Hot snake in my rubber

-the process in which a surfer does not wish to get out of the water so he poo poo's in his wet suit.

The waves were too killer bra so I just dropped a hot snake in my rubber

by Harper March 16, 2004

Chinese Hot Air Balloon

When member of the preferred sex provides a hand job to the point of orgasm, and the male receiving the deed cums and farts simultaneously, this is known as a Chinese Hot Air Balloon

Dude, I had some panda express, and then hooked up with lo wang, she made me have a Chinese hot air balloon!

by Chinese hot air balloon lover February 18, 2023