dick-in-a-bag

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.

I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!

Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?

by Ohyeseyedid April 19, 2018

just put the fries in the bag

Can be used for someone who is falling off. It can also be used if someone is talking too much

lizzo: my video got 7 likes!
stranger: you have 25 million followers lizzo.. just put the fries in the bag bro

by bomboclartdawg July 12, 2024

shag-bagged

to be screwed on a dope deal.

"I don't feel nothin'. You been shag-bagged buddy."

by dreadsocks April 23, 2010

Banana Bag

Another term for the female genitalia; the vagine

My banana bag needs a Brazilian

by James turrel May 18, 2019

douche bag

Any person (usually male) who has a penis

Kelly: That guy has a penis, he is a total douche bag

by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008

Cat's out of the Bag

When a woman doesn't wear any underwear, especially if her pussy is somehow exposed while not wearing underwear. You cannot call it going Commando like when a man doesn't wear underwear. It's called that because your dick is somewhat exposed to the elements.

"Dude, when the wind just blew a minute ago this hotties dress went up high and she wasn't wearing any underwear...Cat's out of the Bag!!"

by Shame420 March 10, 2022

Bag-carrier

Someone who has been promoted well above their level of competence, whose skill set and work experience is more suited to that of a lowly bag-carrier.

"Hey did you hear Yohei got promoted to chairman?"
"Wut no way, that incompetent bag-carrier?! lol"

by Market Cap May 19, 2025