Butt Snores

When a fat guy goes to sleep and farts then sucks it back up.

His butt snores only smelled for a second, as he sucked them back up.

by MagiMash July 11, 2016

Butt slut

A combination of slut, whore and bitch

Tom: she is such a bitch
Jack: nah, she is worse she's a butt slut

by Wtf mpg pro Asdfghjkl July 10, 2016

hitting a pirate's butt

becoming tired or fatigued, reaching the point of exhaustion. Derived from the more common "hitting a wall" expression.

I was out walking in the city all day and now I'm really hitting a pirate's butt!

by OberonTheGoat January 20, 2018

butt bullets

When you swallow a gun that is loaded and your intestines make it fire when it is perfectly alined with your butt hole

i had a butt bullets last night and it felt so nice

by booty-booty May 3, 2018

butt bullets

butt bullets is when brother nicholas cage poops in your mouth and you poop out the poo he did

last night my brother butt bulleted me, it was amazing! i love butt bullets!

by bummy holey January 29, 2018

Butt Cake

A cake shaped like a butt. Not to be confused with bukkake.

I ate an excellent butt cake last night.

by psudeom January 30, 2018

lumberjack butt plug

A device that allows lumberjacks to remain doing hard work while also keeping their over sized shits plugged in.

I need to go shit but thank god I got my trusty lumberjack butt plug to keep it in.

by Haller January 31, 2018