arabian goggle eyes

When you squat over someone's face and place a scrotum on each eyeball

Mac gave Ross an Arabian goggle eyes when he was sleeping

by Mac&Ross November 3, 2015

tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it

Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.

by Pharoah Amer June 23, 2016

source of eyeball

Getting to see the source of the information, looking them in the eye to determine the truth

I went to the source of eyeball to see the situation for myself

by Tartan January 13, 2017

vander wizard meme eyelid

An island owned by two meme lords and you must be initiated to enter

They own vander wizard meme eyelid! It's so fun there.

by Nae Cast March 2, 2017

prawl my eyes out

When ur so done with shit that u wanna take ur eyes out

I'm so bored I'm gonna prawl my eyes out

by Prawling July 12, 2017

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017