ass-sex-junkie

Main Entry: ass-sex-junk·ie

Pronunciation: 'as-'seks-'j&ng-kE

Function: noun

Date: 21st century

: a) a person who derives inordinate pleasure from or who is dependent on ass-sex. b) an individual addicted to giving or receiving anal sex. c) one who likes hot-hot-poll in their tight-tight-hole, especially the rectum. d) as if they were a narcotics addict, only their drug of choice is the sweet, sweet Hershey highway.

She's not a butt-slut, she's just an ass-sex-junkie and likes anal pleasure.

by Gecko Venom December 31, 2003

lesbian sex story

It was a sunday night and i had just home from the store and my house mate Tanya was laying naked on my bed rubbing at her soft wet pussy. it took me a moment to realise what was going on but the excitement that filled my body was hard to control because i had always found her sexy and attractive. i crawled onto the bed unnoticed and took her wet juicy thighs between my hands, she let out a soft moan as i buried my head deep between her legs and sucked on her clit. Her moans became more frequent as i slid my warm tongue in and out of her throbbing pussy . she came all over my tongue and i swallowed it down. within seconds she had stripped be bare and was grinding her pussy against mine. we orgasmed simultaneously and let out cries people miles away could hear. She slid her tongue down my cum soaked body and headed for my pussy. She stroked her tongue across my clit and sucked on it to her hearts content, i orgasmed over her face and let it seep into her mouth. loudly she screams 'fuckkkkkk, let me eat your insides till your sore'. her aggressive words caught me by surprise but i let her continue eating me until she couldnt take any more. Taking a breath, i slid my warm hands to her pussy and caressed it till she came on my hand, then i licked it all off staring into her eyes. She liked it when i did that so i sucked hard on my fingers and dove them deep inside. she let out a moan and tried to pull my hand away, but that didnt stop me.

This is a true lesbian sex story, and is the pleasure of my life.

by Prettykitty28 December 12, 2021

social security sex

referring to the act of sex: when you get a little each month, but not enough to live on

"how's you bedroom life"
"ah, just social security sex at this point"
"?"
"you know, get a little each month, but not enough to live on"
"ah"

by pink champagne July 28, 2010

hot monkey sex

Very wild sexual intercourse that may or may not involve the use of monkeys.

After the annual Barn Dance, Joe-Bob and Mary-Joe had hot monkey sex in the stable, waking up all the animals in the process.

by Oprah February 25, 2003

How To Sex 2

The best-selling sequel to How to Sex 1, written by TommyInnit.

Guy 1: Have you read TommyInnit's newest novel How to Sex 2?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: I recommend reading it, but if you don't, just remember page 12.
Guy 2: What's it say on page 12?
Guy 1: "SEX WITH BADBOYHALO, DO NOT DO IT."
Guy2: Ew WTF, I'd never do that!

by JoshiePoo69420 November 24, 2020

fake sleepy sex

when you just can't sleep and you can't find anything better to do than suck on your lover's penis, but doing so gently enough to provide an erection without waking him up. Inevitably he wakes up but he's having such a good time he'll pretend he's asleep. If you look up he's got one eye open but may or may not continue to snore and may even shift positions to make things more easy to configure.

"so have you seen a doctor about your insomnia?"

"no, he said I should continue to provide sleepy sex until I pass out."

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

rockhard gay sex

When both parties are hard as fuck, and want to mate with each other. They have intercourse very roughly, and they aggressively moan whilst stuffing each other with their rockhard dripping pps .

majahatis： wanna have some rockhard gay sex
ishkan: sur

by Paul "Gypsy" Miller November 15, 2021