not today dog

a synonym for "no" or "later"

A: hey wanna smoke some weed?
B: Not today dog

by TokenIranian March 21, 2016

Dog

Short for dogshit

Dave is dog at fifa

by Mikedean441 February 7, 2021

dog walkers handwarmer

After collecting your beloved poochies solid waste in a "dog shit bag", during the cold winter months this bungle of fun can also function as a hand warmer! Much cheaper than a peacock hand warmer and all the faf of filling it with lighter fuel !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !

My hands were freezing taking the dog for a walk last night, but fortunately "Billy Muttley" had a shit, so I bagged it and made myself an instant dog walkers handwarmer.

by AndyAndyAndy January 23, 2018

scandinavian water dog

The act of inserting a gelatinous substance into someone's rectum, then punching them in a way to force the substance back out as a projectile

I can't believe he gave me a Scandinavian Water Dog in a walmart

by Captain Degen March 15, 2023

Reeses Dog Treat

When a girl shits herself then a guy with peanut butter on his dick fucks her in her ass and he nuts and lets the dog eat the stuffings

Guy 1: Yea she let me do the reeses dog treat on her last night it was awesome
Guy 2: ur weird

by BigAnalLicker June 2, 2020

Like dogs' nails

Something that grows very quickly.

"I haven't seen you in months, you're like dogs' nails!"

by SpoodleNoodleDoodle December 12, 2022

dustie the dog

a dog who has crooked teeth, an underbite, and a lazy eye who also acts very stupid all the time

Friend 1: “come meet my dog! he is such a dustie!”
friend 2: “oh yeah he is a dustie the dog!”

by lemaighphoe April 22, 2023