hot tub of love

When your old lady don’t want to fuck, you wait until she passes out, and blow a load in her sleeping eye socket.

That stupid bitch left me hanging again, so I gave her the hot tub of love.

by Paulie Walnutz 88 December 19, 2017

I love you

Being in love with you is crazy, it’s the main and sometimes the only reason to get out of bed. It feels like hot chocolate or coffee moving down the back of your throat and into your belly; warming you. Your my warms, my sun my everything. I love you looks like avoiding finding out what time it is because then the time goes slower and I know how far away you are and it hurts a little more. It’s knowing that when you have the strength to say it no matter how scary it’s easy because you mean it. I know what it’s truly like because I love you to no end Beau.

Kenz: I love you Beau!

by 💙Kenny💙 June 14, 2018

Cornetto Love Contest

A way of saying thanks when someone does something outrageous. Literally means "for that I will fuck you"

Dude, heres that 30 inch brass dildo you wanted.

shit man, cornetto love contest!

by Bipola July 27, 2010

love handle muffin

This is another phrase that you may say to someone who has fat love handles around their waist that looks like a muffin top.

This phrase can also be said as a loving gesture to your significant other when you are expressing love or intimacy. Such as calling her your honey bunch, sugar plum, sweetie pie, fudgy pudgy cup of pudding, fat rodeo pig, or plumpy dumpy American creampie.

Him: "I love you so much babe! I'm going to hold onto for dear life & grab the shit out of your love handle muffins as I'm riding you like the fat rodeo pig you are!"

Her: "Ily too AGorrila! Yes! Squeeze my love handle muffins! Oink Oink!"

"Frat Rodeo" participant listening in on the other side of the door while waiting for their cue: Man this AGorrila guy comes up with some random funny shit lol

by AGorrila June 22, 2021

Carpet-love-bomb

When someone so utterly destroys your heart by love-bombing you and shortly after vanishing from your life.

I've been so lonely that I haven't noticed how carpet-love-bombed and manipulated I was into falling in love with him.

by Luckypunk_2 October 30, 2022

more then romantic love

At this point. Sexual interecourse is the only answer

We have more then romantic love.. let's fuck

by The creppy pasta. Nic leesteer October 18, 2017

loves me knot

one day bloomers lead to loveless tangles.

opium poppy blooms for one day, then it leaves a (loves me knot).People fall into relationships then think if they compromise here,bend a little there it will work, but then it doesn't.It leaves a loves me knot.

by Dr.Argues June 27, 2010