dick flick

The opposite of a chick flick. Guns, yelling, war, drinking, acting stupid.

"Slap Shot" is the ulimate dick flick.

by Iam8thWonder November 24, 2009

Dick move

Messing with or breaking someone's heart. Especially over stupid reasons, or multiple times.

Guy told Girl over text "I like you" and Girl really liked Guy. Then Guy's Ex comes back, and Guy tells Girl over text "I never said I liked you like that."

You don't tell someone you like them randomly, when you know they like you... Dick move.

by heartbreakkid1994 January 9, 2011

Shovel Dick

When you pull out of a girls ass and you have shit caked on you foreskin, you are said to have a bad case of shovel dick. This is because your dick now looks like a shovel after you've been digging a whole with it.

Mark had shovel dick after a night out with his mother.

by Captain Nipply February 26, 2009

Dick Licker

A person who tries to suck their imaginary dick but cannot reach it because it is too short!

Rachet tried becoming a dick licker, but it was non-existant!

by ReeRee69 September 23, 2012

bee dick

When you sit down for a loooong time, your dick gets a numb sometimes stingy uncomfortable feeling, usually after sitting on a hard surface. Stools, bleachers, etc.

Dude... don't scratch your balls out here!! This is a kids soccer game! "It's cool man, I wasn't scratching I think I just got bee dick!"

by Dick Header December 27, 2007

dick dragger

stupid ass body boarder

Jesse Hoehn

by conor kay December 22, 2003

Dick up

A dick exercise. Like a push up, but instead of pushing yourself up using your arms, you use you dick. A vital part of every alpha male's life

1. wow I've been doing 20 dick ups a day for 2 months and my dick has increased 15 inches

by jjgg2000 January 24, 2020