Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart

Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

by Anon0500 March 3, 2020

let yourself off

To nut; an action you can do late at night to calm yourself down to sleep! let yourself off

I tell my friends when they can’t sleep to let themselves off by saying, “just let yourself off and you’ll fall fast asleep”

by Gerry rigged August 2, 2020

Pee yourself

It happens when someone can not hold their pee in any longer and it shoots out inside their clothes, creating a wet spot on their crotch.

Why did you pee yourself? The bathroom's right there!

Kid: Mommy... I peed myself

by Vocabnerd October 29, 2020

love yourself tuesday

Every Tuesday you have to love yourself and everyone around you.

Person 1: it's love yourself Tuesday.
Person 2: oh damn, I love you me.

by Your one true love November 17, 2020

Cover Yourself In Oil Day

On December 20th, everyone will cover themself in oil.

Oil floats on water. Step 1) wait for it to rain. Step 2) Cover yourself in oil. Step 3) Fly. Cover Yourself In Oil Day.

by NiggerFaggotGaming November 29, 2020

Love yourself day

National love your self day, you love yourself no matter what you always love yourself but today you have to because there are people that don’t but you will you will love yourself TODAY

Someone: I love myself today

Some other person: she never loved herself, huh must be love yourself day

by a.random.stranger.that.loves.u December 12, 2020

Jasoning Yourself

"Jasoning Yourself" is when you have an idea on how to improve something or a process and you make a suggestion to a group of people. Then, because of your suggestion, you're asked to do the thing you suggested.

"Bob, I think while on the trip we should go float the river." "Jack, that's a great idea! Why don't you look into setting that up. Thanks for Jasoning yourself!"

by kramer1354 April 26, 2021