your mom 

The thing annoying retards say when they think they're cool, or what they say when they don't feel like answering a question (usually followed by a high pitched voice screaming OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

Guy: Duuuuude, hahahahaha, I watched a movie
Guy#2: I watched your MOM

Dude: What'd u have for lunch
Dude#2: YOUR MOM!!!!
Random Dude: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

your mom by Truth Speaker May 1, 2004

your moms penis 

A very insulting term used to piss someone off. This doesn't neccesarily mean your mom has a penis, but the thought of it, would piss someone off. It's a good way to get someone to shut the fuck up when they talk a lot or when they ask a stupid question.

*Guy 1: Yeah, so can you believe that Julie is telling all her friend's I still like her?..the nerve of that bitch....

Guy 2: Yeah, well I heard your Mom's penis is the talk of the town.

*Guy 1: "Hey, I wanna drink tonight, so maybe you can drive".

Guy 2: "Maybe your Mom's penis can".

your moms penis

your moms penis by slimshadey January 16, 2010

your mum 

Possibly the greatest insult ever, due to the sheer randomness of it.

Bob: Do you have the time?
Fred: Your mum
Bob: Shut up, you fag. Why do you have to be such a fag all the time?
Fred: Your mum! Your mum, that's why!

your mum by Tempestua December 5, 2004

Your mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mother 

Why do you have more than one mother? And why do they each have multiple mothers, and they as well?
Maybe lesbianism runs in the family somehow.

Or maybe your grammar just sucks.

Your mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mother by Anonymous June 28, 2003

your-age-minus-seven-times-two 

Derived from the half-your-age-plus-seven rule. Used to define the oldest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is considered indecent. This rule is considered more accurate than the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven rule, which in some cases conflicts with the half-your-age-plus-seven rule.

Jackie and Dan were mutually attracted, but Jackie waited until she turned 21 to make a move on the 28-year-old Dan, thereby making it acceptable under the your-age-minus-seven-times-two rule.

your-age-minus-seven-times-two by DoesNotExist October 26, 2009

Your dad sells Avon

A Scottish insult, "Your dad sells Avon" or "Yer da sells avon" is a killer insult known to end any argument you have. You know it's over when this is used.

Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck off that's just bullshit, it's what your family does.
Scottish Boy 2: "Shut up bro your dad sells avon"
Scottish Boy : Ended

Your dad sells Avon by fatzoot12345 March 20, 2018

your life is sugar 

An expression which reflects that one's life is too comfortable and sweet. Also, the expression can suggest that individual gain great rewards from doing nothing or almost zero.

14:00 Kvit says: Good Morning!
14:01 Git says: Your life is sugar ^^

your life is sugar by Nesineo December 14, 2008