All tits and no whistles

When someone looks hot but has no brains.

Look at that girl she’s all tits and no whistles

by Madcow81 October 18, 2020

cunt whistle

The hole in the end of a human penis

"You fucking cunt whistle!!"

by DIRTY BUM October 13, 2017

backwards donkey-whistle

when the dude has a long dick so much that you can suck it from behind his ass

she made me do the backwards donkey-whistle last night
im so sorry man :(
i need a divorce

by pheonixntr..... December 27, 2023

Weenier whistle

Weenier whistle is what you use to respond To scam callers or when someone has a weird opening on tinder

“Hello we are from th IR..“

“Weenier whistle“

by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020

Poop Whistle

A type whistle crafted using fresh, moist feces.

Every time I blow this poop whistle, bits of poop and slop spray out of the end.

by Master P’s Theater February 20, 2024

Canadian Slide Whistle

A friendly blowjob with maple syrup. The receiver has to respond “sorry aboot that” when they reach climax.

Our honey moon in Niagara Falls was magical and my wife giving me a Canadian Slide Whistle was the cherry on top.

by Wormothy69 June 28, 2025

chinese whistle

a small wet penis

Kim: me and evan had sex at that party last night and he had a chinese whistle
Bertha: what the hell is that?
Kim: it means his penis was small and wet

by turboh June 4, 2016