Celery-whack

1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools

Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out

by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023

Whack

A makeshift cutting or stabbing weapon, commonly manufactured clandestinely in a jail or prison using commonly available items or contraband. Also known as a shiv, shank, banger, etc. A term used in the Pennsylvania prisons.

Yo you better go hide that whack somewhere because I heard the CERT team is coming.

I’m about to go buy a whack off the Puerto Rican bul

Ronnie just got poked up by 2 young buls with whacks

by M_R8 December 6, 2022

whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job

“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”

by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022

Dr. Whack

A promising upcoming artist specializing in many different genres like UK Drill, Rap, and whatever “Shoot Babooshka” was

Yo did you hear about Dr. Whack’s new song?
Stream Frankenstein R8pist by Dr. Whack.

by DrWhackFan December 12, 2023

Whacking The Stinky

Phrase used to describe anal.

Last night, my mom caught Jenny and I whacking the stinky.

by Velocityistaken December 18, 2023

Whack-a-mole

Whack-a-mole; another term for glory hole room. To play whack-a-mole is to partake in a glory hole room and whack off many cocks.

My girlfriend was so good a jerking and sucking cock she wanted to prove it. She went into the whack-a-mole and made 10 guys cum.

by 0neHugeWang! July 4, 2023

Whack-A-Mole faucets

Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.

One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.

by QuacksO August 24, 2023