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pant weasel 

When you can see the outline of a mans manhood through his pants and it looks like a weasel in his pants. Often implying said manhood is larger than average
Whoa, check out John's pant weasel, I think he needs bigger pants.

Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel
Shit Weasel by DonDsnger December 9, 2016

Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel
Shit Weasel by DonDsnger December 9, 2016

snow weasel 

a snow weasel is a very rare breed of weasel which normally lives in the south and loves to hide out in public schools. they will steal your man so sneakily, and are very hard to be defeated. they have magical snow powers and can freeze any heart within seconds. beware of the dangerous snow weasel!!! their pettiness is out of control!!!! there is only one left in the entire world, so if you catch it, call 911!!!! they are very rare and will try and get your man so AVOID THEM!! if your man gets near one, get him to ditch it right away!

disclaimer: this entry is a joke, don't take it seriously
that girl is SUCH a snow weasel omg
snow weasel by wildlife101 February 19, 2017

Movie Weasel

A guy who asks his date what she thought of the movie they just saw, then emphatically agrees with her assessment (while thinking the exact opposite) in hopes of getting some booty.
Todd: I took Lisa to see Ghostbusters 2016 last night.
Me: Oh god, that movie sucked! I walked out about halfway through
Todd: Yeah me too, but Lisa loved it. I lied and said I did too. She was so pumped that she invited up and we banged all night.
Me: You are such a movie weasel.
Todd: Guilty as charged, dude.
Movie Weasel by OneStarGator July 27, 2017

pish weasel 

Someone who knows how to really piss you off!
The boss is being a complete pish weasel today!
pish weasel by TCL&J April 19, 2018