Mouse Warming

This is when you meet up with a group of friends and show off all the bells and whistles of your new laptop; preferably one that no one else has but longs for.

Joe was mouse warming his new Toshiba yesterday.

by SunDazed January 8, 2010

Wednesday Warmer

A weekly chuckle or joke which is rated by fellow peers.

Wednesday Warmer-

A soap shop in Ultimo was robbed last night. Police report the criminals made a clean getaway.

IT score - 7/10

by Wednesday Warner fan. July 9, 2010

cheese-warmer

The inner part between the legs of a human male, located in between the anus and scrotum. Also called a taint.

Holy shit, that kid just bucked me in the cheese-warmer!

Or

Aw, gross, I just touched my dog's cheese-warmer. Shoot me.

by psuedonous psuedonym November 4, 2013

willie warmer

A warmer for the penis

My penis was cold so I warmed it with my Willie warmer

by Duckybaby June 29, 2015

mirror warmer

Someone who spends most of their time looking at their reflection.

Bob:Would you stop being a mirror warmer for a second?!
Jennifer:Hold on!A few more moments!

by JungReal December 9, 2015

David Warman

A person who talks a lot about important stuff that no one but themselves understand.

He kept talking but I did not get a word, he really pulled a David Warman.

by FU 2016 November 29, 2016

Matthew Warner

A English Teacher who has lost his mind in Atlanta who now teaches in P.A. and is Roasted constantly by his First period class.

Matthew Warner-The English teacher.
Redheaded freak that breaks his ankle playing hockey.
The man who has Chicken LEGS.
NOT A BOSS.

by Nash the Smartass May 24, 2017