Fog Light Wanker

A person who drives their vehicle with their fog lights turned on when there is no fog.
FUCKING FOG LIGHT WANKER!!!! (At this point it is necessary for you to put your full beam light on in order to 'blind the fog lamp wanker'.)

nb. Those who drive with their fog and side lights on without their dipped headlamp beam when there is no fog deserve and extra portion of road rage, feel free to sound your horn at these idiots.
by Charbear-Hodgedawg February 04, 2011
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First Class Wanker

A derogatory term for a person (usually male) that acts like a complete asshole most of the time. The king of all wankers who may or may not have a wealthy background.
Kyle: "It's unbelievable, Trevor does not stop complaining about everything all the time!"
Logan: "I know, he really is a First Class Wanker!"
by The Real Mrs B June 06, 2010
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george wanker bush

The most self-righteous president the United States has ever seen. Known and hated for his stubborn disregard of the desires of the Congress and the common American. This DAMF has caused America to be hated world-wide, thanks a lot you god-damned hick, go back to Texas where you belong.
teacher: George Walker Bush is our 43rd president.
me: heh, that's George Wanker Bush to all sane Americans.
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middle lane wanker

A middle lane wanker is someone who thinks it's ok to drive there vehicle in the middle lane all of the time

The middle lane of a motorway is an overtaking lane as is the outside lane once you have overtaken the slower vehicle you should always pull back in also if you are in the middle lane and another motorist is indicating to pull out and the outside lane is empty pull over and use it
Move over you fucking middle lane wanker
by Trade plate 88 July 28, 2017
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Grey Goose Wanker

A male generally early teens to mid twenties, who sports the TOWIE haircut and clothing attire, false/sunbed tan (Tan-tastic), who goes to a nightclub and sits in a booth with his other drones and orders a bottle of grey goose. When it arrives, they take to posing and taking countless pictures, of their supposed grandieur nightout and existance, due to their expensive taste in what actually is a very good vodka. They may actually get some pussy through this social extravaganza, however the slightly more socially and culturally aware among know this vodka is mass produced and is not as of a socially exclusive beverage that these GGWs portray.
Observer 1 : Look at him over there , sporting that haircut and attire"
(Looks at Observer 2, with slight disdain)
Observer 2: Grey Goose Wanker?
Observer 1: Yeah a think so.
Observer 2: Why can't they just sit down and drink without constantly taking photos with their phones?
Observer 1: It is one of lifes' great mysteries.
(Observer 2 looks over at the GGW Specimen)
Observer 2: Let's see if he orders one.
by shitlikeroses August 16, 2013
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triple hashtag wanker

A specific type of wanker who constantly uses three hashtags in every Twitter post.
I just can't read Andy's posts. He is a totally a triple hashtag wanker. #completely #a #wanker
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
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V-Neck Wanker

Absolute knob heads who roll to shit clubs and bars (Liquid) in the 'wanker' outfit, v-neck, skinny jeans and plimsolls! Often have rolled up sleeves to show their tribal sleeve tattoos, Gelled hair and spray tan.

They frequently play FIFA when having pre-drinks and discuss the nights pulling techniques and how LADish they are!

When you see these knob heads you must tilt your head back make the most disgusted face and say 'Waaaaaaaankaaaaaaaa' along with doing the wanker shake with your fist!!!
Guy 1 ''Oi Dave look at that total cunt trying to pull that bird, looks like summin out of tool academy.''

Guy 2 ''I know bill! that's a V-Neck wanker, the try hard of the clubbing scene.''

Guy 1 ''What a wanker.''
by Vairant December 08, 2012
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