Tigers Wood Syndrome

Syndrome = a group of signs and symptoms that together are characteristic or indicative of a specific disease or other disorder.

Tiger Woods = As of November 2009 the worlds richest sports person, and possibly the greatest Golfer in history.

Tigers Wood Syndrome = As of December 2009 a recognised condition suffered by arrogant rich sportsmen that have had at least 10 extra marital affairs.

To be truly considered a sufferer of ‘Tigers Wood Syndrome’ the extra marital affairs must include a cocktail waitress and 2 porn stars. Severe cases may in fact see the cocktail waitress and porn stars appearing together. (Or should that be, if the sufferer is lucky….)

The only known cure for Tigers Wood Syndrome is a significant payout (millions and millions) from the sufferer to the newly estranged wife.

Husband – “Honey I had an affair, can you forgive me?”
Wife – “who was she…?”
Husband - “well there was Cori, Mindy, Jamie, Kalika, Jaimee, Rachel, Holly and well I cant remember the others names”
Wife – “can I have my 80 Million !”
Husband - "but its Tigers Wood Syndrome..."

by Chenn-Dogg December 9, 2009

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Hanshin Tigers

A shit baseball team based in the suburb of Osaka, Japan. More choke jobs than any baseball fan in the world can count. 50% of their fans are hooligans, while the other 50% are wannabe hooligans/bandwagon fans who only jump in on the very rare occasion when they have a good season.

In other words, they're the Japanese baseball's answer to the Chicago Cubs.

History of the Hanshin Tigers: Countless years of horrible baseball, with the only bright moment coming in 1985 when they won their only Japan Series title. They had a chance to win another in 2003, but choked away a 3-2 lead to the Daiei Hawks.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

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brown tiger

the act of deficating on someones chest, then turning around and running your fingers through the feces while purring like a tiger.

john was upset when mary shat on his chest, but was soon arroused by her finger nails as she purred and gave him his stripes and made it a brown tiger

by BuRnZy187 August 30, 2011

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Tiger in the Bathroom

When you were so drunk last night and you wake up with a big hangover, you almost can't remember what happened last night.

Courtesy "Hangover, The Movie"

Jim: Men, I have like the worst hangover
Ron: You were pretty knocked out last night. Did you find a tiger in the bathroom this morning?
Jim: Almost. If I'd had 1 more tequilla yesterday, I definitely would have seen that tiger

by defman22 November 8, 2009

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