Tv-itis

When someone is so into the television, that they are unaware of what is going on around them.

Louis is watching tv, he is not paying attention to us, he has tv-itis.

by Dc0118 February 28, 2021

David’s tv

David’s tv is a YouTube channel that is annoying as fuck they are clickbaiters that I guess entertain little children that don’t know shit also there mom is a fucking Karen

Hey, David’s tv is a shitty YouTube channel

by Toxic._.Zack January 12, 2021

the twitch tv network community

Basic assholes who start drama for no reason,

makes unoriginal networks with the same shit that has been done a thousand times
basically are assholes

i will make a 2010 cartoon network webchannel (even though it has been used a million times by now)
- a person from the twitch tv network community

by leononurbandictroianl August 17, 2024

the twitch tv network community

Basic assholes who start drama for no reason,

makes unoriginal networks with the same shit that has been done a thousand times
basically are assholes

i will make a 2010 cartoon network webchannel (even though it has been used a million times by now)
- a person from the twitch tv network community

by leononurbandictroianl August 17, 2024

TV Workout

When your kids argue over what to watch on TV and end up physically fighting. This is rather uncontrollable and unable for many parents to stop because of their inner strength and physical movement.

I can't stand the kids, they had a TV workout over what to watch.

by LeilaSP March 08, 2019

Cholera TV

The original method of motionless picture film invented in 1668. But these early TV's were not without drawbacks, being initially named the "poop soup killer" as when the Cholera TV first came out people were so shocked they literally shit themselves to death en masse. The people left behind were so preoccupied with their motionless picture Cholera TV's they hardly had time to dig mass graves for their friends and comrades.

The random nature of Cholera TV poisoning is also where the phrase "shit out of luck" came from.

Here is an example of a cholera TV in use in dungeons and dragons:
Cholera TV: infect target host with 2d6 visual damage per round to bowels/anus until dead or cleansed

"ever since these new Cholera TV's came out, people been shitting themselves over them"

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2020

smut tv

In regard to reality television shows, refers to the stupid vapidity and mindless entertainment that appeals to the lowest common denominator low brow audience.

Garbage tv, shows you'd find in the dumpster.

"Hey wanna watch The Bachelor?"

"No, thank you. I don't watch smut tv."

by FaceLikeASlappedAss March 08, 2024