TV

A square box which you can use to watch free porn instead of risking getting a virus on your computer or mobile phone.

I got horny and I'm home alone, so I switched on some babestation on the TV so I can have a wank while watching it

by UltimateDoge August 2, 2022

TV Girl

Good band, but I wouldn't even consider them indie. Indie is Blur, Wolfmother, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Killers, Oasis etc.

TV Girl is great, but they're not indie guys.

by UltimateDoge January 9, 2024

TV time

Tis and Vagina time..

Hey man, did you get any TV time in last night?

yeah man i had a ton of homework but i squeezed it in there..

by jaksoffahlot February 19, 2011

smartass TV

A smart TV that doesn’t fucking need to be one.

So every smart TV.

Nobody would ever want to have a smartass TV that collects your data, shows you ads, and has a wiretap that goes straight to the government.

by the riverside November 15, 2023

flat screen tv

Any woman with a flat butt.

She has a flat screen tv.

by Peppermint1961 February 18, 2021

Tv-itis

When someone is so into the television, that they are unaware of what is going on around them.

Louis is watching tv, he is not paying attention to us, he has tv-itis.

by Dc0118 February 28, 2021

TV Fort

To sit down and do concentrate with tv and making silly noises (e.g. snickering, giggling, huffing, audible but non-understandable words, etc.)

I'll be stuck on doing tv fort all day long.

by Aphrile October 21, 2023