Tooth Fairy

A small winged creature that teaches little kids that They can get money for their body parts.

Little girl: I put my tooth under mah pillow last night
other kid: HOW MUCH U GEIT?
Little girl: like... 5$
other kid: I WOUNDER HOW MUCH I WOULD GET ITF I PUT MY LEG UNDER ??!??

News reporter: Little Billy Billson was found dead last night under his pillow after appernetly trying to put his leg under his pillow for the tooth fairy. This "tooth fairy" is now in custidy and being put under investigation.

by LunaLovez February 17, 2010

Chocolate Toothbrush

When you visit your dentist for a ADA approved 6-month cleaning only to have him perform anal sex while you are under general anesthesia. The dentist then places his penis into the oral cavity of the patient as he returns from unconsciousness.

I visited my dentist for a 6-month cleaning only to awake from anesthesia with a chocolate toothbrush in my mouth

by Dr. Gingiva March 10, 2010

spanish toothache

When you eat overly spicy food and the next morning you have one of those ring stinging shits that burns 6 layers of skin off your freckle!

Fuck those noodles were spicy last night, I had the biggest Spanish toothache this morning.

by dirty dingo September 14, 2016

Bush's Bean Tooth

Bush's Bean Tooth is a disease found commonly in the plain folk of the lower regions of the United States. Tennessee, Alabama, and Mississippi were hit the hardest with nearly 65% of Tennessee residents infected. Bush's Bean Tooth, or BBT as it's better known, is caused by lack of nourishment which in turn causes the body to turn the teeth into beautiful delicious beans that can be used for consumption in emergency situations. Dr's maintain BBT is somehow linked to Pol Mol cigarettes, beef jerky, and moonshine.

Those who deal with Bush's Bean Tooth in public often hear shouts from passersby of "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"

I didn't know the guy had Bush's Bean Tooth before I punched him in the mouth. It was like watching a guy spit out a mouth full of bean soup.

by Martin J McFly September 23, 2011

toothless

somebody who's sleezy or unbelievably sneaky

that girl is toothless

by S Stizzle February 24, 2008

Toothless Aggression

Like ruthless aggression, but with less teeth.

Chris Benoit snapped and killed his entire family and then himself. I blame it on his Toothless Aggression. If only he would've had a better dentist, they would all still be alive today.

by Jared Jammer August 3, 2007

toothill

a big arse that farts alot.

'damn fool, she got a toothill going on!'

by boppadooop January 14, 2008