bean trees

The greatest book ever written.

Everyone ought to read the "Bean Trees". Kingsolver tells it like it is!

by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005

tres leches

When you use a girl's breastmilk in your coffee, white blowing a load in her mouth, preferably while eating breakfast or smoking.

--Man I gave that bitch a tres leches this morning cause we were outta creamer.

by Wolfie666 April 29, 2014

zelda trees

any substance of the marijuana plant, particularly "headies", trees, pot, marijuana, maryjane, etc. :

"Yo kid let's go hit up some zelda trees"

ahhhahahahahahaha

by H face January 16, 2008

Lady treasures

1. This term is used to identify any product or item that is only meant for usage with females and female parts. For example vagisil would not be bought and used by a male so vagisil is a lady treasure.

2. This term is used to describe a situation or a specific item without making the conversation ackward. For example if i asked my girlfriend why she has a vibrator an ackward silence would follow her answer, but if i said "why do you need that lady treasure?" she would laugh and potentially the conversation could end up being an inside joke.

3. This term can be used to deter small children from poking around moms purse or closet. For example if a three year old found a tampon and was playing with it his mother could say something along the lines of "honey put my lady treasure back where you found it or you wont get any dessert" and by that the three year old may beleive that its just an everyday thing and not poke for more information.

(Definition usage) 1.
~Bill- "What on earth is this?!"

~Alexa- "woops im sorry, i missed the trashcan when i was throwing away my used lady treasures..."

~Bill- "Oh... Well if youll clean it up its no big deal but thanks for saying lady treasures, I might have puked otherwise."


(Definition usage) 2.
~Ted- "why are we going to walgreens?"

~Debby- "because im all out of my lady treasures."

~Ted- "HAHA you sound like a pirate!"

~Debby- "HAHA ya, load up all your vagisil and tampons into the ship!"

~Ted- "HAHA that strangely wasnt that weird."


(Definition usage) 3.
~Mike- "Mommy I was looking through your drawer and this weird buzzing noise started and I thought i broke your drawer off."

~Beth- "Haha no you didnt break my drawer but stay away from my lady treasures in there."

~Mike- "Whats a lady treasure?"

~Beth- "Its all the stuff that myself as a girl need to be happy so I dont sprout wings and claws and tear your face off."

~Mike- "You wouldnt really do that would you?!"

~Beth- "Not on purpose but if my lady treasures go missing im not going to be able to control it. So please leave them alone cause ive grown to like you around."

~Mike- "... Ok mom...."

by SuctionParrot April 30, 2009

Treasure trail

A line of perfectly trimmed pubic hairs leading to a man's penis. A treasure trail can also appear leading to a man's asshole

Girl 1: he was fucking me than I noticed he had a Treasure trail

Girl 2: ew..

by your majesties sogginess February 16, 2017

Tresah

A person with this name is a very unique individual. A person that loves to the greatest extent, is faithful in every sense of the word, and tries to make peace with everyone. A person that absolutely loves friendships. Hates liars, thieves, and backstabbers. Loves family. Likes to have alot of fun. Holds back a little when a topic is emotional. Cries when anger turns to rage. All in all....a pretty awesome person!!!!

Tresah

by a prancy girl February 3, 2010

treasure chest

an external hard drive for storing pirated media. Sometimes kept in a hidden location that can only be found with a treasure map.

John uses a treasure chest to store all of his pirated movies.

by Kwanza365 December 31, 2014