"you're such a cougar"
by 6inshblakdix June 9, 2024
Get the cougarmug. by anonymous October 4, 2022
Get the Charleroi Cougarsmug. Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
Get the Cougar chumpmug. A cat native to the Americas. They are the largest species of small cat. they are quadrupedal
The cougar is a cat not an old person
The cougar is a cat not an old person
"Lets go hiking." "That's a bad idea." "Why?" "Because you never know when the cougars could ambush and eat you." "You're right those cats are dangerous especially when annoyed."
by Lightningiscyan April 1, 2023
Get the Cougarmug. 
by Anna Wilogest October 30, 2023
Get the being a cougarmug.