Taint Face

A Term of Endearment, used for those who are a complete Dickhead, and have an ass-chin. Therefore, Their Face would be the 'Taint'. Hence The Name, Taint Face.

Wow! That Dickhead, with an ass-chin, was a real Taint Face!

by ScrotumBalls February 23, 2009

Sacs to the face

1. The act of thrusting ones testicles (sacs) into the general face region of another. This can be executed during a sexual act such as fellatio or without any sexual precursor at all.

2. An insult meant to demean the recipient by creating an image of Sacs repeatedly being slammed against said recipients face.

Farshad - Hey man, I was thinking about going to the park and riding bicycles, would you like to join me?

Omid - You take sacs to the face. No.


Justin - Hey honey, remember the days when you used to take sacs to the face daily?

Mehrdad - vividly.

by Oman the barbarian November 3, 2008

Pervert face

A face that was supposed to be sexy, but failed and ended up a pervert face, instead. Usually people who do the face have their eyes wide, a creepy smile, and their tongue sticking out. It is a failed attempt at sultry eyes, seductive smirk, and licking their lips.

Girl doing pervert face.

Boy shudders.

Girl: Do you think I'm sexy?

Boy: No, you perverted, ugly butter face.

by IBRockingYou September 6, 2011

Face Muff

v. A very disrespectful, semi-violent act of palming and pushing the shit out of the victims face, usually in a downward manner.

"I was beating her boyfriends ass and that fat bitch tried to jump. I didn't want to hit her, cause she is like half female, so I face muffed that bitch!"

by Suplie Pmac July 1, 2009

skeet face

-a girl who constantly gets ejaculated semen on her face..
----from different people;

Merrill-That girl Diana is a skeet face.
Courtney- eeewwww

by bigmamatwiiggy December 13, 2010

potato face

Someone who's face looks like a potato. This is usually used as an insult.

There are many things that rhyme with this word, including:
-Kobe's shoelace
-Religious waste
-Tomato paste
-Running pace
etc.

Man, that dude looks like a potato face!

by williamazing12 February 25, 2017

face itch

An annoying itch that appears on one's face when their hands are engaged in an important activity (primarily video games) and cannot be used to alleviate the itch without negative side affects. The face itch only appears at these inopportune moments and would not otherwise appear when the itch could be easily scratched.

Johnny got a face itch just as he was about to own his friend at madden. He took his hands off the controller to scratch his face and messed up the play; Johnny lost. Stupid face itch.

by DanaM April 8, 2008