U tire

When you are an asshole.

You fucking u tire. You are acting like a u tire.

by lil Galil April 16, 2024

mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.

when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..

by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016

Tired

Referring to or calling someone (usually a woman in a derogatory manner) old, used and/or dried up and useless. It can also be used as calling someone out of date or mentally exhausting. Commonly used in gay or black slang and can very on which demographic uses it.

Gay-
Look at her! Miss gurl mug looks so tired with that horribly blended makeup.
Other gay: I know, Anymore patches on her face and she could audition in a commercial as a burlap sack

Black community
Uncle: This is my jam! I love listening to Bobby brown, it's the bomb.com
younger family member: Unc get out here with that tired slang and music. No one says that anymore

by lingo28 February 12, 2024

tired dog

just a random thing that popped into my head

tired dog in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022

Yeah, I’m just tired

roughly translates to ‘I’m at my limit and I’m gonna end it all’

Commonly used when someone is depressed, and is truly at their emotion or mental limit- who might end it all at some point

“Hey are you okay?” “Yeah, I’m just tired”

by Kenny’sLostDiary July 27, 2024

Tire Man

When someone who dresses up as a tire for some damn reason.

Tire God: Hello there.
Pixie God: IT'S OVER TIRE MAN, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, YOUR Tire Man SUIT CAN'T BE LIKE THIS FOREVER.
Tire God: HAHHAHHAH YOU WILL FAIL Pixie God You will always be weak.

by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021

Rusty Tire

When you let poop crust on your butthole and girl gives you a rimjob. Causing the debris to fall into her mouth

Hey Ashley, I have not wiped in a couple of days. Would you like to give me a Rusty Tire?

by Mussell applebald March 4, 2024