Q-Tipped

Laying on your back, thinking about your co-workers and accidentally cumming in your own ear.

I was jerking off and Q-Tipped my own ear!

by MrHeadCheese716 March 18, 2023

Stinky Tip

When the tip of a penis smells of a woman's fish paste.

'I heard John slept with Amanda last night, he said she gave him a stinky tip'

by LDouble3 November 30, 2011

Nut tipped

Similar to cow tipping, except the nut, atatches the handlebars to the seat.

The obnoxious motorcyclist revved so loud, that the crowd, nut tipped him, ending up ass over elbows, as scooter spontaneously fled from under his nuts.

by Flavel Havel February 10, 2022

Tip the tinter

"dirty deeds" in a car with really tinted windows!

hey hon... you wanna Tip the Tinter?

by Kidwell, D. March 9, 2009

tip diving

tip diving aka the T-Dip occurs when a male, usually large and black although not necessarily, is incapable of fully penetrating a womans vagina, Hence only being able to insert the "Tip"

Yo last night i tried to rail out this virgin asian but all i could manage was an intense episode of Tip Diving

by beltbucklebros October 14, 2011

Cotton tips

Cotton tips are for cleaning your ears right? cause that's the only way I've been using them. just picking the gunk out of your ears, so satisfying. I once ate a cotton tip and they taste pretty 'not bad' but then kinda disgusted me knowing I put them in my ear.

Kid: Hey dad?
Dad: yeah?
Kid: We've run out of Cotton tips, my ears feel g u n k y
Dad: oh really? Well just use a tissue or something
kid: Oh, ok

by jesusunderthesun March 29, 2021

Friday Tip

A method by where the HR department tries to justify their useless existence at KPMG.

I deserve $90k/year and working 20 hr weeks, as i publish the Friday Tip.

by SV April 22, 2005