Top Tier Simp

Mordecai

Mordecai killed his best friend for a girl who didn’t like him back that’s a top tier simp.

by theslimjim2021 April 10, 2020

Lil tiger

American rapper based in the midwest

This kid Lil tiger is koo

by Lil Debbie's husband January 12, 2021

tiberious meat hammer

giant male reproductive organ: penis ; dick; schlong; boneration

my pussy was blown out by a 14 inch tiberious meat hammer

by rich horak December 15, 2006

Anus tiger

When you're fucking a girl (or guy) in the ass and take your penis out with shit on it and paint tiger stripes on their back.

I was fucking Cindy in th ass and got bored, so I pulled an anus tiger.

by Anonymore June 4, 2014

tiger woods

The world's greatest golfer.

Tiger Woods is to golf what Ali is to boxing or Jordan is to basketball, hands down.

by Jerry Kinard August 7, 2007

Tiger Wood

A colloquial term used to describe a woman with whom you may not choose to fornicate with, but Tiger Woods may. Not to be confused with the much coveted synonym Tiger Wood.

Guy 1: "Dude I would totally smash on that chick over there!"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I wouldn't but Tiger Wood."

by degausser05 December 30, 2009

tapers

Tools used for stretching ear lobes usually. Not an accessory, but many people do wear them as jewelry. It is not safe though because it can imbalance your ears, since the sides are different sizes. The gauge size is at the bigger end of the taper.

"Can I buy some tapers to stretch my ears?"

"She used tapers as jewelry and now her ears are uneven."

"Dude! Those tapers are for stretching, not wearing!"

by meowroar August 16, 2013