tickling gomez

The tender act of rubbing your moustache against one's perineum.

Mate: Did you seal the deal last night?
Me: Yep, once I'd given her a tender tickling gomez, she couldn't refuse my proposal.

by The Tender Tickler November 14, 2014

tici

Tici is the best Person. She is pretty, sexy and gorgeous . Everyone likes her. One of her best Friends is called Jolina. Jolina is also nice, but Tici is nicer.

Guy 1: oh did you see Tici? Damn she's so Fucking hot gosh. I really want to be her boyfriend.
Jolina: Hey Hey pssht she's my wife.

by Jolitia December 31, 2016

ticket stacking

Whenever shit head servers do not know how to do their job.

You have only one job, stop fucking ticket stacking!

by Pissedoffcook July 20, 2017

Ticken

A fucking retard

Tristen is a ticken

by HarryIsafagsohekilleagotnamedb July 17, 2018

Tickle my balls with a brass pheasant

The art of tickling a golden retrievers balls with a brass pheasant.

I won the lottery today,well tickle my balls with a brass pheasant

by Phil& Marley April 3, 2019

Tichonet

Tichonet is a good idea for a school which was however ruined by the terrible school creator and turned into a place where he echos his super leftist opinion in tichonet students nearly only learn with the computers however the leader of tichonet ruined it by not allowing urban dictionary there

veronica: That school had potenial but it got ruined by a terrible teacher in charge of it
chad: you mean like Tichonet

Virgin: I go to Tichonet and I enjoy it

by TheYeeterKing January 3, 2020

Ticking Time Cum

When either your phone or your cumputer is at 1% and you have a race against the clock to get that cumsplosion off beofore your battery goes dead.

This is one of the hardest things to master in the world of masterbation.
Harder than the monkey grip-teste squeeze, and yes even harder than the russian jack knife.

Don't get it twisted though, once mastered, the Ticking Time Cum is not only among some most satifying of splooges, but its a great party trick, and will impress all the bros.

Davis: Bro last night I finally mastered the Ticking Time Cum. I was scrolling through the hub preparing my content when I realized my phone was on 1%! Leaving me with little time to spare, I lazered in on my go to, Brandi Love. I yanked that shit like Ive never yanked before. I made it with just enough time to spare, my phone died 4 seconds after my climax. It was exhilarating.

Grant: That is some impressive shit right there bro.

by EnemaBucket September 28, 2020