by darlenelovesglee2014 March 3, 2012
Get the real live though mug.To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat supervisors who do no real work, but constantly engage in meta-communication.
Boss: "I'm just calling you to make sure we touch base."
Worker: "Alright, what do we need to discuss?"
Boss: "Well the first thing we need to do is touch base."
Worker: "So the point of this call is to have a call?"
Boss: "Exactly. That's why touching base is so important."
Worker: *muttered* "Go to hell, you recursive asshat."
Worker: "Alright, what do we need to discuss?"
Boss: "Well the first thing we need to do is touch base."
Worker: "So the point of this call is to have a call?"
Boss: "Exactly. That's why touching base is so important."
Worker: *muttered* "Go to hell, you recursive asshat."
by Scroatsky April 6, 2008
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1: When an aircraft or other vehicle capable of flight touches the surface of a planet after a period of flight. also: Landed
2: When a football player puts a football onto the ground inside the scoring area while still holding the ball, scoring some points after having avoided being tackled or having the ball stolen from him from a member of the other team.
2: When a football player puts a football onto the ground inside the scoring area while still holding the ball, scoring some points after having avoided being tackled or having the ball stolen from him from a member of the other team.
1a: Nice Touchdown there Captain!
1b: "Houston, Tranquillity Base here, The Eagle has Landed"
2: Jaggar passes to Murphy, dodges past Robson and he's in the clear! Great touchdown there! another three points to the Eagles for 33 to 29.
1b: "Houston, Tranquillity Base here, The Eagle has Landed"
2: Jaggar passes to Murphy, dodges past Robson and he's in the clear! Great touchdown there! another three points to the Eagles for 33 to 29.
by Trent S Hopkinson May 11, 2006
Get the Touchdown mug.Muse song...really good...by a really good band...it's dripping hott if you must know...espically cause it's by Muse.
Butter: I just heard 'thoughts of a dying atheist' by Muse and i am offically having a good day!
bella: i know what you mean!
Lezzi: it's ok...
(Lezzia then gets duffed up by Muse fans who appears when they hear the name Muse.)
bella: i know what you mean!
Lezzi: it's ok...
(Lezzia then gets duffed up by Muse fans who appears when they hear the name Muse.)
by Gen <3's Muse May 27, 2007
Get the thoughts of a dying atheist mug.Also spelt Are you gonna bang doe?
A follow up to the phrase Are you gonna Bang? Usually used when trying to annoy someone or just to enforce the question Are you gonna bang? As in have sex with the person.
A follow up to the phrase Are you gonna Bang? Usually used when trying to annoy someone or just to enforce the question Are you gonna bang? As in have sex with the person.
Leah: Ah That model was sooo hot!
Alex: Are you gonna bang?
Jess: Are you gonna bang though?
Leah: Shut the hell up!!
Alex: Are you gonna bang?
Jess: Are you gonna bang though?
Leah: Shut the hell up!!
by Kagool! October 16, 2009
Get the Are you gonna bang though? mug.A super skinny iPod that can slip between the cracks in a couch, causing it to be lost for hours. This may cause people to flip the fuck out, literally cry like real liquid tears, and break lamps. If the girlfriend is the reason it got lost, it may result in both parties getting negative ass.
iPod touch owner: "dude i have to move the couch to find my iPod"
MOVES TABLE, THUS KNOCKING OVER LAMP
House owner: "alright, move the couch right into the fucking glass table!@!#$^&*"
iPod Touch owner: Wah wah wah!!!!!
Everyone else in the house: "Hhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha"
MOVES TABLE, THUS KNOCKING OVER LAMP
House owner: "alright, move the couch right into the fucking glass table!@!#$^&*"
iPod Touch owner: Wah wah wah!!!!!
Everyone else in the house: "Hhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha"
by Chorg October 18, 2009
Get the iPod Touch mug.Most appropriately a business expression originating approximately 40-years-ago derived from the sport of baseball. During that time it was a novel and well accepted slang for the purpose of getting-in-touch with someone over any form of matter. By 1990, it became so over used to the point of becoming a corny expression eventually leading to the use mostly by an asshat as described. Today, such an expression is regarded practically as an insult for this very reason and is taken as a form of senseless needling, often meant to offend one's intelligence.
The only businesses who have become notorious for the term are financial institutions where, in fact, new employees are actually taught to use it in the form of customer psychology as it belittles the status of the borrower in relation to the lender, e.g., reminding the customer who the lender is and that they are in debt.
The only businesses who have become notorious for the term are financial institutions where, in fact, new employees are actually taught to use it in the form of customer psychology as it belittles the status of the borrower in relation to the lender, e.g., reminding the customer who the lender is and that they are in debt.
by Ipana May 2, 2009
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