Taint shank

The act of stabing someone in the taint. A violent soloution to any problem. Should be executed by doing a forward tactical roll and then an upward thrust in to your opponents taint with a sharp object.

Omg Jason just took that guy out with a taint shank.

by jenksk9 May 17, 2017

Tainticle

The area on scrotum that is between the cock and balls, similar in nature the the taint, but much smaller.

My tainticle seems to be the sweatiest part of my balls. It's got it's own microclimate in there!

by Shadodeon May 28, 2017

Taintpusher

A massive backed up turd, that is excruciatingly painful and threatens to rip the taint

"I ate to much last night and I had a real taintpusher, thought I was going to have to dig it out with spoon"

by I will puke on you June 4, 2017

taint dome

Sweaty and smeely mushroom (penis head)

Go wash up you have a taint dome

by Mjat July 5, 2017

taint booger

Little rolled up balls of shit and paper stuck in the taint hair. Like a willknot or a clingon.

Man those burritos, took an hour to comb out the taint boogers.

by Delcapslock September 19, 2017

tainted orange

A game played by guys where they keep and orange in their dirty laundry for several months then sees who can successfully offer it to a girl

I got Sam to eat a tainted orange

by Get reked February 1, 2018

Taint eater

Someone who is a jackass or aggravating all the time

Your a taint eater

by Jacob is daddy June 6, 2018