The "wanking age" is usually about 14/15 and is commonly experienced by boys who just need to get out more. Although I wouldn't advise it as I believe masterbation is illegal in public places.
by Lemonsisere February 03, 2008
Spanking one out, while hanging your feet over the door ie upside down. take and orange or in extreme bat wank situations a lemon and bite down,
The key is to shoot your beans before you pass out, warning a crashmat or mattressmight be advisable in extreme bat wank situations
The key is to shoot your beans before you pass out, warning a crashmat or mattressmight be advisable in extreme bat wank situations
I shot my beans against the HD plasma as i was bat wanking to trisha because she looked so real.
I hurt my head after passing out in an extreme "Bat Wank"
I hurt my head after passing out in an extreme "Bat Wank"
by Furness Killer January 20, 2009
Someone who jacks off while driving. Please note this is extremely dangerous as most men loser thoughts of what they are doing during orgasm.
Wank Driving;
playboy magazine delivery boy gets extremely horny and starts jacking off in car causing a serious of car accidents and some free magazines.
playboy magazine delivery boy gets extremely horny and starts jacking off in car causing a serious of car accidents and some free magazines.
by Mr.MagicMushrooms August 02, 2010
Jeremy had grown old with wanking. He'd tried all types. Regular wanks. Danger wanks. On buses. Trains. Bikes. All types. Now it was time to move onto the ultimate wank. The Asphyxi Wank.
by Pat Sharpe April 01, 2006
by RubySpank December 10, 2006
The act of masturbating to something sexually displeasing, usually over disgusting pornography or someone considerably unattractive. The challenge will be completed if one forces oneself to cum.
1:
"I did a challenge wank over 2 girls 1 cup last night"
2:
Billy: I challenge wanked to Olga's profile picture last night
Sam: No way, that's disgusting! Did you complete the challenge?
Billy: To my disgust, yes!
"I did a challenge wank over 2 girls 1 cup last night"
2:
Billy: I challenge wanked to Olga's profile picture last night
Sam: No way, that's disgusting! Did you complete the challenge?
Billy: To my disgust, yes!
by shalabon January 06, 2015
Noun.
A metaphorical storage centre where pictures, videos, mental images, thoughts or otherwise can be held for safe keepings with the intention to masturbate to at a more convenient time.
A metaphorical storage centre where pictures, videos, mental images, thoughts or otherwise can be held for safe keepings with the intention to masturbate to at a more convenient time.
by AdamtheDykes December 29, 2010