Split

Battledudes gamer, and cheater. Bro posted a fake image of 1k+ kd, and got caught in the battledudes server. Good quick switcher though, sweaty player. Has a very basic pfp, and only asks for 1v1's, NOTHING ELSE.

"Yo! Split! What's your kd? "
"Oh um, its 1.6k! Trust!"

by the battle pass November 15, 2023

Splitting an Egg

When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.

Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.

by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021

Split For Life

To leave for the day.

Son i'm bouta split for life this shit is slum.

by Tdog Most savage March 12, 2011

Split Louvain

The (sex) act of laying down on an ice rink (preferably the one in Leuven, Belgium; the city after which the Split Louvain is called) butt-naked on your stomach and have someone ice skate on one leg right in between your buttcheeks.

My butthole is tingling, I could really go for a Split Louvain right now.

by Aarshaartje February 5, 2021

Split infuckative

The use of everyone's favourite four-letter word inserted within another word or abbreviation.

Guy 1: Want some of this Chinese takeaway?
Guy 2: Abso-fucking-lutely.

1 hour later

Guy 2: Ah, my head. Too much MS-fucking-G.
Guy 1: Why do you always use split infuckatives?

by Bad Boy Wallace May 10, 2021

split apart

Some way of saying "fall apart". And when you break up, or a part of something loses connection on the object.

THE VERTICAL STABILIZER SPLIT APART!, We are splitting apart!

by ya know? October 7, 2023

split the rut

Driving on the high part of a dirt road instead of on the worn out spots. Ruts are the holes already created. If you split the rut, you avoid driving in the holes by driving up on the high spots. This avoids undercarriage damage and getting stuck

"this road is washed out, we need to split the rut"

"Uh oh, looks like we need to split the rut"

by Bopeepandsheep June 27, 2021