by bambo15 April 23, 2017
A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
by Nathaniel S. January 14, 2022
A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy's misogynistic comment just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
by Nathaniel S. January 14, 2022
A sex act in which a short woman dies herself blue and proceeds to peg her husband with a mushroom or mushroom-shaped prop.
by Rock the Stage April 19, 2023
Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.
by Curly MFN B May 16, 2018
Coined by Skweezy Jibbs, described as a snack consisting of a blue razzz 4loko and a savage size slim jim
Skweezy Jibbs: “THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FAVORITE SNAKC A SMURF AN TURF WHICH IS A BLUE RAZZ 4LOCO AN A SAVAGE SIZE SLIM JIM”
by penisgaming47 September 07, 2022
“Alberta, do you see those sheep standing next to that man over there?”
“Yeah, Cardi. Probably just a bassy smurf.”
“Yeah, Cardi. Probably just a bassy smurf.”
by Constitutional musical April 07, 2018