Barman's Curse

It started when I was about 19, working behind the bar at a sports centre for a Young Farmers do. I served the guy with a pint, and he said:

‘can you fit a scotch in there?’

‘Yes sure, no worries’

‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’

What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.

Turn your back on the offending pisstank and whisper your worst barman's curse into the booze

by Torbaydos July 27, 2022

Mikey’s curse

A curse in manhua, manhwas or mangas that turns a non-humanoid character into a loli

Person 1: “Thank god she didn’t turn into a loli”
Person 2: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MIKEY’S CURSE IS BACK

by Onira April 7, 2024

pot split curse

When the Fantasy Gods have struck down and punished the teams who split the pot in prior championships

“Nuch’s team hasn’t been good lately huh?”
“You didn’t hear? He got hit with the ole Pot Split Curse!

by This Guyyy Joe December 8, 2024

Pharaoh's Curse

when you put fundip in your urethra and shoot it out with your nut

"Bro I just did the Pharaoh's curse with my kids"

by BBC the 3rd December 26, 2023

The Strictly Curse

A supposed curse on the professionals and contestants of the British dance show Strictly Come Dancing which makes them fall in love with eachother and leave their significant others. This has affected many contestants over the years, two of the most recent couples being Seann Walsh and Katya Jones, who were caught kissing in a night club in October 2018, causing Seann's girlfriend to leave him, along with Joe Sugg and Dianne Buswell who slowly fell in love through the strictly process without the public knowing, telling everyone the day after the finals which excited the sun because some of their bs was correct for once.

Joe: I may not have won the glitterball, but I won something a million times more special.
Me: oh shit the strictly curse has stricken! woo woooooo!

by Procrastination 101 March 10, 2019

coffee cursed

That doomed feeling when you have a craving for coffee while you are trying to fall asleep.

David had insomnia and stayed up all night because he was coffee cursed. He knew that he wouldn't be able to fall asleep unless he cured his craving, meanwhile knowing that coffee would also keep him awake. It was a lose-lose situation.

by nightlover November 4, 2012

HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE

POOR IS A SIN.

Well you know all of these investments in society that are sitting idle and some not even being used at night as this HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE as they keep trespassing you out of being able to sleep where these who do so have a good night SLEEP so if society is going to change you may want to look at the GROSS TREATMEMT of these PARSIMONIOUS PIGS who crawl into their ESCAPE HATCH.

by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022