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pink samuri sword swallower

someone who sucks or swallows dick.
yor a pink samuri sword swallower. or you like to swallow pink samuri swords
by gregtothew May 13, 2011
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I like swords

1. A reference to Nuklear Power's web comic 8 Bit Theater where the Fighter repeats the phrase to the Guard, who can only reply "Welcome to Cornelia." Used to show automatic responses in nerdy groups and express disinterest in the topic.

2. Way of saying you prefer penis to pussy
Guy 1: Want to hear about my surgery?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Well it went great.
Guy 2: I like swords
Guy 1: *continues to go on
Guy 2: *Every few minutes I like swords

Girl: Who are you here with tonight?
Gay guy: I like swords
by Tweedle_the_Bard January 17, 2020
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Jack of Swords

A person (usually cis) who lets their partner be dominated by trans women. They love being belittled, supportive, and docile to their King of Swords while their woman gets all her holes filled by her gock.

See also:
Queen of Swords
Trans Woman (KoS): Hey, IDK if you know this but your wife has a Queen of Swords tattoo, are you a Jack of Swords?
Cis Guy: I... I know, I really love trans girls. They're extremely beautiful and much better lovers of women than me. It's an honor to know my wife is getting pleasured by someone who can really do a good job.
Trans Woman: What a good boy!~ I'll let you watch with a cage on next time.
by Aelwen April 30, 2024
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Scandinavian Sword Fight

A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.
My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.
by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020
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demon sword

When an adjustable cigarette lighter is tweaked so the flame is 6-10 inches high
I borrowed this dude’s lighter and almost cut my face off with a demon sword.
by WeirdMountain December 10, 2018
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Sword Dancer

Refers to a person that shows prowess on fellatio.
The way she sucked blew my mind and my load. She is a true sword dancer.
by <34DD April 6, 2015
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