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smurf syndrome

the result of being turned on for so long that your "little boys" turn blue, see blue balls
we made out for so long that I got smurf syndrome.
by mcotone March 24, 2010
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Smurf shoulders

When you carry a backpack for too long you get blue shoulders
I was poopy with smurf shoulders
by Peepeepoopoothesecond November 11, 2019
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Papa Smurf

The father of many gassed Jews during WW2
by Genderfluid Beyblade April 19, 2017
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Smurf

Little blue beings from a Belgian comic.
The name in French is "Schtroumpf"; that means "sock" in German. (with another spelling: "Strumpf")
The author says that his comic was not aimed to be communist propaganda though loads of people think it is.

Their reproduction is very mysterious, but they seemed to be made out of clay by humans and taken to the village by a stork when the moon is blue.
The only female of the village was made by the villain of the comic to stir things up in the little community and it actually worked... No comment

They know how to make flutes that make everyone dance.
I'd love to live in the Smurf's village

- What's smurfer than the smurf of my smurf?
- My smurfer's smurf.
by MeliorMelusine November 22, 2011
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Smurf

-Random players not associated with your squad in a video game. Easily recognizable with a blue name tag above their head vs green for your squads.
- Tom: " Man who the fuck is shooting at me?!?!"
- Joe: "Its some fuckin dumbass team mate lightin you up"
- Tom: "fucking smurfs man!"
by GIJOE October 26, 2012
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Smurf

Process of changing the color of one's genitals blue while performing oral sex after the consumption of a blue raspberry slurrpie.
Despite my immediate frustrations with buying her a blue raspberry slurrpie, I was very pleased to see her smurf me upon the completion of her frosty treat.
by Anchordenny's April 25, 2011
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smurfed

when a smurf absolutely demolishes you
I hate going on ladder matches because even though you get matched with people "your rank", most likely you're going to get smurfed.
by pussack August 14, 2018
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