college works painting

A company that seems to good to be true, and guess what it is. They claim all sorts of things arent true including, but not limited to: Pay, # of hours working, time alocated for jobs ect. The company lie's to the managers (aka "interns"), who then lie to the painters, and in the end nobody is happy. With The managers geting no where near what they are promised by the company due to equipment expensis employee payment ect, and the painters working rigorous hours to make a schedule that is set so they can make below minimum wage. DONT DO IT!
I was a painter and i got paid very little for hard work!
DONT DO IT!

College works painting is crap
by Maciej Szczepański June 25, 2009
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paint brush

in referance to paint the walls, your paint brush is your penis
after a few hours of painting my brush was getting a little worn out
by king April 24, 2004
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Going ham in the paint

Being so amazing during a moment that the term "going ham" doesn't qualify anymore. And at that moment a can of paint is thrown on the floor around you and you keep being amazing
Person 1: dude are you seeing how good John is in this game of volleyball
Person 2: yeah man, he is going ham in the paint
by Dr. Mixie July 29, 2013
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paint my fence

An innocuous term with an implied sexual reference. It is specifically used for trolling your friends or older children by invoking phallic imagery.

Texting example:
You: PAINT MY FENCE!
Friend: Huh?
You: Sorry, that was meant for my wife. Do yourself a favor and don't look that up on urban dictionary...
Last night I asked my wife to paint my fence. White, of course.
by Fermat De January 30, 2018
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Painting the cistern chapel

Taking a particularly liquid and explosive shit, one that coats the sides of the toilet bowl in brown.
by nicknoodles November 20, 2012
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Italian paint job

When one is walking with microwaved pasta, trips and throws pasta all over ones wall
Stephen fell down the stairs with leftovers, leaving an Italian paint job for his mom to clean up
by Dilfdaddychewski January 19, 2023
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Paint the town white

When something unexpected happens that makes you feel absolutely ecstatic, implying that the event made you so happy that you released your load over the whole neighbourhood.
"My pc is working again dude, I'm about to paint the town white"
by Lolite September 29, 2021
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