Yo mum fat

The truth...

Yo mum fat, I hope you know that.

by A void to avoid March 25, 2020

Stephanie (a great mum)

An amazing motherly being who will but their wellbeing on the line just for her son! Loving, caring and has an amazing time if her son’s name begins with Jo** like mine...

“Who’s that woman, Jeff?”
“Considering how well she’s doing with mothering, I would say a Stephanie (a great mum)

by TheWastag!!! March 10, 2018

Marks mum Sylvia

Big busty milf who does anything for her little boy. Likes to fuck his friends

Oh man marks mum Sylvia the busty milf of a mum gives the best blow jobs

by Theknowitall786 June 10, 2018

Don Juans Mum

Woman of Humongous proportions

Tom: Wow, look at the size of that Ass, thats the biggest Ghetto Booty I have ever seen!

Fred:Oh yea, thats Don Juans Mum

by Witchybitch June 30, 2009

Shank your mum

You are so bored that you go on to urban dictionary and look this up because you are most likely going to do this 🦵🏼🥄🤜🏾🥩🥩 and no nut November is killing you.

A yo fam I will shank your mum up fam if you don’t give me rare charizard !!!!!!!

by Chcbc November 4, 2020

Hot Mum Syndrome

Where one has a hot mum, as recognised by close friends, hence said person thinks they are 'top shit'

"Joe Blow has a hot mum"
"Yeah, he thinks he's top shit"
"He has hot mum syndrome"

by topshit68 April 25, 2017

Your mum/mom

Gay(this is just a joke)

Your mum/mom is gay(still just a joke)

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019