Fart Noise

The pinnacle of comedy..

7 Year Old Kid: *fart noise*

The Whole Class: LMAO xd HE POO POO'D xd

by SoggyPlaydoh March 22, 2019

Kairu's Farts

Something so toxic that when you inhale it you will die. The worst part is that his farts are silent but deadly that means you wont know he farted until it is too late. If Kairu says he farted just accept your fate and die to the fart.

Example of Kairu's Farts:
Guys run Kairu farted its gonna go nuclear.
Also
Guys if Kairu farts run for you lives.

by BigBoiLeague A May 30, 2019

Lift Fart

A silent fart that has been farted in a lift without vents and the doors are closed. It knocks people out and it smells awful if you had rotten egg curry for breakfast.

Guy who hates farts"Why are you eating 10 times more beans than usual?"
Guy who loves farts"I wanna do a lift fart"
Guy who hates farts starts selling gas masks to anyone near a lift.

by Horse Power December 26, 2016

Schoolhouse Fart

A squealing genre of flatulence commonly heard from one sitting down at an uncomfortable middle school desk, distinct in both sound and smell. A schoolhouse fart turns heads, not necessarily due to smell, but because of the scenario in which the toot was performed. Heads turn in disgusted disbelief. The best schoolhouse farts are undoubtedly expelled in a classroom setting - full of students, teachers, faculty, staff, and assignments.

"Ugh, did you hear Johnny rip ass during the middle of our Geometry lecture? Oh my, it was not just a toot, 'twas a schoolhouse fart!"

by penneturtle December 2, 2019

Midget fart

A small fart that is quick and loud or quick and silent and VERY

SMELLY. or a small person aka A MOTHA FUCKIN TROLL. that is close or sitting next you that farts very loud and quick then doesnt care -.-

MAN1: dude did u hear tht fat chiks midget fart it smells like her tits!
MAN2: Ikno and shes like 4 ft tall!

by Alexvissosexy December 9, 2012

situational farting

Expelling gas through one's asshole, in a controlled state, taking into consideration in advance, one's surroundings.

"Eric was able to get away with crop dusting in a meeting, due to his situational farting talents."

by gobroberts October 22, 2013

Fart Mask

Noun. To pull ones shirt up over ones nose in a sometimes vain attempt to block noxious ass fumes from entering ones nose.

Shelly just farted so I had to pull my shirt up over my nose to create a fart mask.

"Dude, Bill farted!"

*Pulls shirt over nose*
"Sweet, got yer fart mask on I see!"

by spiralings March 6, 2012