A person who frequently posts pseudonymous comments online in support of a oppressed group, but takes no real world action in their own community where they may face backlash, such that their efforts make no difference at best and at worst encourage oppressors to greater levels of hatred or willful ignorance.
Sara: "Tim spends all day arguing with people on reddit, but he didn't sign that local petition asking for greater police accountability because he didn't want to catch flack from his in-laws."
Jane: "Bah humbug, he's just a keyboard ally."
Jane: "Bah humbug, he's just a keyboard ally."
by Globgogabgalabagolab August 19, 2023
Get the keyboard allymug. ALLY IS LITERALLY SO SWEET EHLLO?!?! she’s supportive of her friends and will do anything for them and she deserves the world <33
by avilexce May 25, 2021
Get the ally baemug. Allied Mastercomputer, aka AM, Adaptive Manipulator, or Aggressive Menace, is the main villain in the book/game I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison.
"What does AM mean?"
Gorrister answered him. We had done this sequence a thousand times before, but it was Benny's favorite story. "At first it meant Allied Mastercomputer, and then it meant Adaptive Manipulator, and later on it developed sentience and linked itself up and they called it an Aggressive Menace, but by then it was too late, and finally it called itself AM, emerging intelligence, and what it meant was I am ... cogito ergo sum ... I think, therefore I am."
Gorrister answered him. We had done this sequence a thousand times before, but it was Benny's favorite story. "At first it meant Allied Mastercomputer, and then it meant Adaptive Manipulator, and later on it developed sentience and linked itself up and they called it an Aggressive Menace, but by then it was too late, and finally it called itself AM, emerging intelligence, and what it meant was I am ... cogito ergo sum ... I think, therefore I am."
by Corvid_o7 June 6, 2024
Get the allied mastercomputermug. Ally is such an amazing person she is so beautiful and funny. Ally is the kind of person that will make you laugh no matter how sad you are. and when you're around her you can't stop laughing. if you ever come across an Ally NEVER EVER let her leave no matter what happens she is the best person to be friends with. Ally is an all-out beautiful person her eyes are just stunning. she is all so talented with everything she does. they tend to be gay and very proud.
girl: I was at the bar and there was this amazing girl super smoking and funny I want to ask her out but she left and I don't have her number
Guy: ohhh that's Ally she comes here every Friday with her friends
girl: thank you so much
Guy: ohhh that's Ally she comes here every Friday with her friends
girl: thank you so much
by random living shit May 27, 2020
Get the Allymug. by bitchboydream March 7, 2021
Get the alli and carliemug. Basically, Allison, known as Alli, is a ballsack, a very crusty one with cheese hiding in between the folds of skin like the creamy condensed cheese like residue that hides under a males uncircumcised penis. But the cheese is especially green like the cheese from Diary of A Wimpy Kid because its so moldy, that it leaves a distinct smell of a rotting arse that was severed from Eggman. Bro even sonic cant “gotta go fast” away from this ballsack.
Person No. 1: Alli (Allison) is such a basic bitch right?
Person No. 2: No, to me shes more of a ballsack
Person No. 1: What
Person No. 2: No, to me shes more of a ballsack
Person No. 1: What
by sonicthegayhedgehog May 10, 2022
Get the Alli (Allison)mug. 