A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy
Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!
by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021

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by Light and Sweet November 16, 2021

Elon Musk' Concept University, suggested as Twitter by him. "It will have epic merch", states Elon. It also spells "TITS".
by cooldefinerlol November 1, 2021

to simplify something confusing for yall who don't pay attention in science (seriously pay attention!!)
the teacher looked at the class and said "anyways for those who don't speak fluent science they originally used snail snot/slime to make the color purple"
by Bacon Milk April 7, 2022

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