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West Virginia Taffy Pull

When a girl tugs on your nuts and punches you in the face while yelling “yee-haw!”
Michelle gave me a West Virginia Taffy Pull last night and now my balls and face are tender.
by Gbach13 February 28, 2020
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Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close

Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?

I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope

When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule

You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy
by Death Menace May 4, 2023
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Eric and Tiffany

These two are meant for eachother! If an Eric ever meets a Tiffany, he needs to make sure she breaks up with her current BF and start hanging out immediately.
Oh dang, look at Eric and Tiffany, such a cute amazing couple they are, they would make the cutest baby.
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Eric and Tiffany

These two are perfect together, if a Tiffany ever finds her an Eric in the wild, she must break up with her current BF so they can ride dinosaurs off into the sunset.
Danngggg, look at Eric and Tiffany, so darn cute and they would make beautiful babies.
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Eric and Tiffany

If a Tiffany ever finds herself an Eric out in the wild, she must become available and break up with her current 12 year old BF. Then they can ride baby dinosaurs off into the sunset.
Dannggg, look at Eric and Tiffany, such a cute couple.
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Wallering in da Taffy

The point in an individuals love life where they no longer seek the company of a partner that is attractive and has something going for them and downgrades to a point below the lowest and final downgrade which happens to be called wallering in da taffy. Where they now seek company and sexual favors (blow jobs, head, or slow neck) from the unattractive, std ridden taffy puddins. At the point of wallering in the Taffy one must accept the fact that this is where they will always be because there is no upgrading when you get to that point of low and d sperate. Just sick!!
Can you believe that Shawn is now wallering in da taffy with da tana taffy plank puddin? He's just like the pigs that waller in da mud and there is no coming back from that he's tainted now he's hot that tana taffy plank puddin rot!
by Fefe and shardin December 22, 2023
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