pink samuri sword swallower

someone who sucks or swallows dick.

yor a pink samuri sword swallower. or you like to swallow pink samuri swords

by gregtothew May 13, 2011

Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches

Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off

by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023

Kitchen sword

A sword that is kept in the kitchen of home to defend of attackers

Aye yo I think I heard something grab my kitchen sword

by Hiphop9849 May 4, 2022

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a sword that is super strong and is used to kill thanos

by GreekNostalgia June 5, 2019

sword of comeuppance

Your willy , filth stick , penis

Dave was pissing Rich off so he smacked him round the face with his veiny “ sword of comeuppance “

by Blue waffle troubadour September 18, 2023

demon sword

When an adjustable cigarette lighter is tweaked so the flame is 6-10 inches high

I borrowed this dude’s lighter and almost cut my face off with a demon sword.

by WeirdMountain December 10, 2018

Scandinavian Sword Fight

A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.

My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.

by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020