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Glazed pork sword

When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch
Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.
by Dingdonkkingkong November 23, 2020
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Kitchen sword

A sword that is kept in the kitchen of home to defend of attackers
Aye yo I think I heard something grab my kitchen sword
by Hiphop9849 May 4, 2022
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Sword Swapper

A guy who doesn’t mind fornicating with a woman after another guy has already done so with that woman.
“Man, that new girl next door has had her eye on you for weeks.”

I hear you man but I’m not a sword swapper, she’s guaranteed to have indulged in some non PG actions already.
by Allknowingbutstillgrowing October 10, 2022
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Scandinavian Sword Fight

A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.
My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.
by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020
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sword+fighting

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Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...lets+play+sword+fighting
by raj789 November 15, 2018
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The pen is mightier than the sword

Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.
The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020
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samurai sword swallower

A person who sucks on Asian penis due to their gag reflex being unable to handle any other race.
:Jeez Sandy has sucked off like 3 Asian guys this month!
:Dude, that’s cause she’s a samurai sword swallower.
by NutBuster97 January 18, 2018
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