Switch Hitter

When he or she maturbates with there non dominate hand.

its hard to be a switch hitter.

by David Mertoff November 22, 2010

switchblade soccer

The game of soccer, played using the standard rules, but only when Latin or European immigrants are participating. Brought on by the unusally large number of deaths resulting from riots at "futbol" games in these countries.

Nick: I was driving past the fields and a bunch of Mexicans were playing a game of switchblade soccer. I got out of there as fast as I could!

Matt: Dude, that was a close one!

by Nat Light July 24, 2007

skitchy

a mix between sketchy and ratchet.

my earphones are being so skitchy, they keep pausing my music for no reason.

by eldubs29 February 15, 2018

Flipper Switcher

A remote control or clicker used for a T.V. or stereo.

Have you seen the flipper switcher for the tv?

by Claire December 8, 2003

lollicock switch

The act of holding a lollipop near ones crotch area, and inviting another to grab, or suck, on the lollipop, and at the last second, replacing the lollipop with ones penis.

Lollicock switch bitch! Suck on that!

by p3d0p3rv November 4, 2008

Aids Switch

Is a switch which is located up the anus (sometimes known as the male G-Spot), which when touched by a cock is turned on & the person then has AIDS!!

Last night I had ass sex for the first time & my aids switch was flicked, I now have aids!

by lord_of_words September 25, 2010

midnight switch

when you're fucking a bitch you blindfold her then leave the room. your homie comes in and starts fucking her and she still thinks its you

damn bro we just pulled a midnight switch on that hoe

by Moonmanjewmanz666 March 6, 2017