Singa

very foul smell that your body releases due to eating foods that are spicy and no regular bath.

Pooaaa Is Tha Singa

by _ThaShizz May 7, 2010

Strawberry Swing

The puddle of blood resulting from popping a girl's cherry after making love on a hammock.

After we made love, Morgan and I just laid in the new strawberry swing.

by Gingerboy16 September 25, 2011

swingers

Noun.
1. A group of middle aged men who hang out, drink, and talk a lot of game (when their wives and girlfriends are not around) but no action.
2. Recent graduates who hang out and drink at the local college bar.
3. A bunch of flaky guys who say "I'm there!" and then make an excuse to flake out.

Hey bro, let's get the Swingers together for a drink on Friday.

by MACstizzle December 28, 2005

singapore sling

when ur banging a tai hooker and it ends up being a dude

balls wrapped up in a hairnet. singapore sling

by rathwelll November 4, 2008

swing dancing

1.having wonderful, great sex that leaves you happy and satisfied for the rest of the day. 2. making love

Mary likes to take mid-day breaks from her job and go swing dancing with Bob in the copy machine room.

Yeremy loves to swing dance on the dance floor AND in the bedroom.

Yeremy- "Hey Christy, want to swing dance with me?"
Christy- "I'm not good at dancing."
Yeremy- "No, I mean do you want to 'swing dance' with me?"
Christy- "Ohhh...hell yeah lets go!"

by a frequent swing dancer February 24, 2010

swinger hater

A person that despises swingers. Usually this animosity is spawned from one being insecure, immature, or sexually inexperienced. Such individuals often hide behind the facade of a relationship that they are in. They see swingers as immoral or evil because they don't have a ball and chain attached to their partner. These individuals consider a normal relationship one where their partner spends all their time catering to their partners emotional problems and is under their total control at all times. They think 10 minutes of boring sex is amazing even though there partner usually just falls asleep half way into it. Often times these people can only have sex if they are drunk because they are too immature to handle sex sober and if they ever cheat on there partner they can just blame it on the alcohol. They want to know where their partner is 24/7 and go ape shit and throw a temper tantrum if their partner even talks to another person of the opposite sex. These prudes think Swingers are STD infested when the fact is because they more than likely will cheat with the first nasty person that comes along and not get tested and therefore are just as much or more at risk. Because after all STD tests are for dirty people not responsible ones.

Shawn- "Yo Dawg. Wheres your gurl?"

Dawg- "Yo i dunno! Been tryin to call her ass! Do ya know its been 5 minutes since i last talked to her?"

Shawn- "Yo Dawg that aint good!"

Dawg- "Yeah i know. That ho better check in with me at least 25 times a day and let me know where shes at! She better not be hangin out with anyone! Thats all i need is her thinkin she can go have fun and not be there for me to use as a doormat for all my problems. Next thing you know shes gonna be one of those swingers if i dont keep a tight leash on her! I aint havin that! Shes my property yo!"

Shawn- "Yeah Dawg! Call that bitch back!

Dawg- "Yeah if i find out shes been talking to another dude on the phone his ass is is gonna get banked cause im one swinger hater of a fool!"

Shawn- "Later Dawg i gotta go pleasure my gurl! I got my game on! Were gettin drunk and havin 10 minutes of hot sex tonight!"

Dawg- "Damn! Wish i could last that long! Later Yo!"

by A Swinger November 13, 2007

chinese mushroom pendulum swing

an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.

you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"

Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice

by anton enus November 25, 2009