stroke out

what one thinks is going to happen because they have been busting their ass all day..

i worked out in the gym for 3 hrs. by the time i was done i thought i was going to stroke out.

by Gina Tritchler June 24, 2008

stroke bag

A shady motherfucker who is just out to get laid.

Molly, your boyfriend Myles is just a stroke bag.

by Aaron Springman November 17, 2007

Strokey Nonce

Someone who doesn’t stop being a massive nonce

Corey Wigham? He’s a right fucking strokey nonce.

by NCP 123👏 October 22, 2018

Cock Stroke

An effect on the head of the penis from excessive and/or overly vigorous masturbation, in which a blood vessel bursts and blood leaks within the head of the penis causing discomfort for days. Very much like a CVA (cerebral vascular accident) or stroke, however more accurately described as a PVA (penile vascular accident)

I was vigorously masturbating last night and then pow it hits me... there was blood all over the tip of my cock except it was under the skin ... cock stroke.

by Doc October June 17, 2009

Cat Stroker

Rubbing your balls all up on a cat as it was your wife.

I'm a Cat Stroker because my cats don't love me

by I live Down with the KKK January 16, 2010

Feet Stroke

When you're laying in bed in the summer and your feet get so hot, the level of uncomfortablness is he equivalent to heat stroke

Wife:Pull of the covers I'm getting feet stroke!
Husband:Alrighty my feet are a bit hot also dearest!

by Miss Gracey Lou Who 1990 June 2, 2011

Asian Stroke

a short dick male, or someone without a rather large penis, someone who lacks the greatness trait in the bedroom.

dude had asian stroke his dick shorter than amber roses hair.

by greatman August 5, 2012