turbo squirrel

A law-enforcement affiliated term for a suspect who is high on drugs and usually very jittery and nonstop movement as if you strapped a turbo to a squirrel.

2215- comp, turbo squirrel in progress.

by Turbo Squirrel August 25, 2016

squirrel suit

a groutfit that is all the same shade of grey

She's wearing all the same shade of grey! What a squirrel suit!

by groutfitmaster December 7, 2016

look a squirrel

this term is used when you- oh look a squirrel

bob: look a squirrel

by rainingnuggets September 16, 2023

pussy squirrel

A person who chases pussy!

My friend has a chick , but yet will hit on anything with a vagina just to see if he get one chance .. That’s why he’s a pussy squirrel!

by 808OMeOMeOMy April 2, 2019

Side Squirrel

When you are in the middle of talking about one thing and then mid-sentence you throw in something that has nothing to do with what you are talking about because it popped into your head! That's a side squirrel. It can also be a random thought that has nothing to do with what you just finished talking about.

Babe, I think we should meet for happy hour after work SIDE SQUIRREL what did Megan say about our neighbors yesterday?

Let's make spaghetti for dinner. We have pasta, Italian Sausage, sauce and damn that volcano in Iceland is spewing lava. (That's a side squirrel)

by MorningChew June 6, 2021

squirrels nostril

"Tighter than a squirrels nostril" somebody that isnt forthcoming when it comes to spending money.

Have you been the bar? your tighter than a squirrels nostril!

by Snaketrifle February 27, 2011

squirrel pie

a crazy wrestling coach says this when a wrestler is a dipshit.

well hey dipshit do the fucking move

or well son you look like a dip shit

hey squirrel pie

by heydipshit February 28, 2010