When a man sits in pie, and wiggles around. (Usually while filmed, for enjoyment of fetishists.) Varieties may be known as Hoboken squat cobbler; Full moon moon-pie; Boston creme splat; Simple Simon the ass-man; Dutch apple ass. A crybaby squat includes crying.
by Slippin' Jimmy September 3, 2016
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Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.
Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.
by JWSmythe September 1, 2016
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by dachiever August 30, 2016
Get the squat cobbler mug.When you bare ass sit on top of a pie and wiggle around. Tears may or may not be included. Also known as a Boston cream splat.
by Butteater637 July 10, 2016
Get the squat cobbler mug.squating onto someone's waiting hand, holding a thumb up. you land on their thumb then repeat. works as cardio and foreplay ;)
by gorillawarfair May 4, 2017
Get the squat pump mug.a slang word used to stop someone from saying something negative about another person that isn't around to defend themselves.
Josh said "Wow, did you see her outfit, she looks like she just came from the dollar store and they didn't even have her size" Grant said you need to "Squash it and be nice!!"
by DonnaCarrington December 26, 2018
Get the Squash it mug.Thots who crouch in group pictures, to make themselves look small and cute, even though they are wearing heels.
Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.
Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.
"See by the bar over there? Group Photo? A whole Squad of Squat Thots. Why the fuck do they do that?"
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