by James bucklen May 16, 2016

Fetish. A squat cobbler is a person who sits in pie in order to sexually arouse a partner. Often, a squat cobbler will wear a costume and/or cry while performing the fetish. See also: Full Moon Pie, Boston Crème Splat.
Roger enjoyed treating his partner with increasingly elaborate squat cobbler performances, but unfortunately his dwindling budget for premium pies and laundry fees put a damper on the fun.
by w. munny August 20, 2016

noun: the act of squatting down low to the ground, tail bone almost touching, knees to chest, to stay cool while waisting time at a refugee camp. spreading legs wide creates room for food preparation or laundry pounding.
I am going to refugee squat while waiting for this bus.
I get the cleanest shirts if they are washed refugee squat style.
At camp we sat in a refugee squat circle telling stories and staying cool from the heat
I get the cleanest shirts if they are washed refugee squat style.
At camp we sat in a refugee squat circle telling stories and staying cool from the heat
by Kikimama612 December 9, 2008

Black man standing over white female in downward facing dog dipping his dick in her as he squats kinda like Oreo dipping in milk
Hey bro what's up with those legs? Looks like you been working out!
Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.
Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.
by CR1986 June 6, 2017

The experienced nurses commented that new orderly at the nursing home didn't know "bean squat" about working with alzheimer patients.
by MTPackerBacker August 1, 2016

When using a public restroom, the action of squatting over a toilet so your butt does not touch the seat. “Shanghai” referring to the toilets that are used in Shanghai china where the toilet is built into the floor and you squat over it to do your buisness.
I went to use the bathroom but the seat was gross, so I used the Shanghai squat to not touch the seat.
by Tom Rob April 12, 2024

When a fully clothed man sits in a type of pie, the squatter also usually produces tears while performing the squats.
by JoeSmith94 September 3, 2016
