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squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Also known as a full moon moon pie.
Mr. Wormhole's baseball cards were stolen, along with his squat cobbler videos.
by zomgx3 September 3, 2016
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squat lobster

a person who says stupid stuff or annoys you
Zach is such a fucking squat lobster
by cox13!!!!!!!! November 4, 2023
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Squat Dust

When one farts and then has to squat in to the area where they have farted in to. Next level is when you coerce someone to squat in the area in which you have farted.
I was getting ready to poop and as I sat down I violently farted while in my descent. “Dusting” thy self in thine own luscious fart. Hence forth the “squat dust” is born.
by Jonny mansport April 16, 2021
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squatting

Squatting in cheap tracksuit, with authentic gopnik accessories (like your grandpa's favourite kucma).
If you are squatting with your slav' friends, never forget cheap alcohol, cig and kompot!
*speaking in russki accent*
You are squatting like a pussy! You must be an impostor!
by naspolya July 13, 2017
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Shanghai Squat

When using a public restroom, the action of squatting over a toilet so your butt does not touch the seat. “Shanghai” referring to the toilets that are used in Shanghai china where the toilet is built into the floor and you squat over it to do your buisness.
I went to use the bathroom but the seat was gross, so I used the Shanghai squat to not touch the seat.
by Tom Rob April 12, 2024
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Yaught Squat

The act of being a squatteron a Yaught
Come on over to my new home. I'm a yaught squatter in Newport Beach!
by stiladam April 1, 2009
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squat cobbler

When a fully clothed man sits in a type of pie, the squatter also usually produces tears while performing the squats.
She has a squat cobbler fetish.
by JoeSmith94 September 3, 2016
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