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squat cobbler

The act of squatting naked in a pie.
I just got off on watching Kim perform a squat cobbler. So sexy...
by BKTHNDR September 3, 2016
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Fudgsicle Squat

When a man with diarrhea squats onto a penis (or dildo) and shit coats the penis/dildo, then he licks it off
Cletus: Hey baby wanna do a fudgsicle squat with me?
Jerry's uncle: fuck yeah!!
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021
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diddly-squat

The word diddly-squat is a direct linguistic cousin to doodly-squat. The term is used with a negative context to denote something that is minimal and inconsequential.
That doesn’t mean diddly-squat. And, that’s that.
by Andrew Cinerari August 6, 2024
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squat cobbler

A fetish in which Someone sits in a pie and wiggles around
As seen in Better Call Saul S2E2 Jimmy aka Saul uses this term to help his client to get the police out of his shoulder
He likes to sit in pie while naked he must be squat cobbler
by Slippin jimmy August 28, 2016
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Darn diddly squat

Darn diddly squat I forgot how to take a bath, wanna show me how?
by Springtrap Gamer May 8, 2023
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Shanghai Squat

When using a public restroom, the action of squatting over a toilet so your butt does not touch the seat. “Shanghai” referring to the toilets that are used in Shanghai china where the toilet is built into the floor and you squat over it to do your buisness.
I went to use the bathroom but the seat was gross, so I used the Shanghai squat to not touch the seat.
by Tom Rob April 12, 2024
mugGet the Shanghai Squatmug.

Bean squat

The experienced nurses commented that new orderly at the nursing home didn't know "bean squat" about working with alzheimer patients.
by MTPackerBacker August 1, 2016
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